Every year they put up a poster of all the faculty and staff with pictures and some simple facts about us that they get from a few questions we answer. I answered the first two seriously, but the third I wanted to be a little funny so I typed the following answer to the question "Do you have a pet? What is your pet’s name and one fun or interesting fact about him/her?"
I have a pet rock named Rocky. In all honesty, he is not very interesting and most of his time is spent sitting around collecting dust.
The girl in charge of making the poster said she can't use it because parents will see it. WTF?!? People need to lighten up!