Meaningful Quotation via TP

[darkpivot]

"Moningukorukoru 7:00, I've got to entertain fresh vegetables." - Bizarro Rebecca Black

Why do I have a feeling she won't be able to successfully entertain even vegetables?

[joe_rogers_11155]

"A penny saved is a penny earned." - Benjamin Franklin
"Penny saved is penny earned." - Bizzaro Benjamin Franklin

[Armageddon]

"War. War never changes."
-Ron Perlman

"War. The war can not be changed."
-Bizzaro Ron Perlman

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"Prepare for unforeseen consequences."
-Gman

"Prepare an unexpected result."
-Bizzaro Gman (Can he get more bizarre?)

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"Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one."
-GLaDOS

"Hi, focus on computer-aided study of waiting behind. We are bound, I think it is easy to relax in a comfortable bolt it."
-Bizzaro GLaDOS

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"The Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and in fact it cannot speak."
-GLaDOS

"Birth weight Konpanionkyubusaido a real threat."
-Bizzaro GLaDOS

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"They told me that if I was ever to turn this flashlight on, I would die! They told me that about everything!"
-Wheatley

"You and I, in this flashlight, I need to ask permission to turn them you are dead! They tell me all about it!"
-Bizzaro Wheatley

[WhiteDevil]

haha that translator thingy is awesome

"Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time"
-Pulp Fiction

"Again, I doubled the other man, please tell me I dare your worst time"
-Pulp Fiction TP

[pk_hunter]

Tell me I'm not the only one who actually reads them in a ridiculous accent...

"To be is to do" - Socrates
"To do is to be" - Plato
"Dobedobedobedo" - Sinatra

Socrates - is done automatically. Plato - is to do. Dobedobedobedo - Sinatra.

[Ark11]

Lets have a go:

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
Becomes...
In at least one genius. True genius, an idea close together.

What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
Becomes...
The average adult intelligence, and in contrast to the tragedy, children between the location of our radiation-the faint of heart?

Never fear, Gordon, she's de-beaked and completely harmless. The worst she might do is attempt to couple with your head. Fruitlessly!
Becomes...
Never fear, Gordon, she is completely harmless mode of the bill. The fact that you can try her, the worst part is a couple of my mind. Worthwhile?

I love this Translation Party thing. It's wonderful when two languages work together to create something hilarious.

[joe_rogers_11155]

Battles that last for five minutes spawn legends that last for a thousand years.

becomes

The last five minutes, the last battle of the millennium have children of a legend.