My girlfriend cuz she makes me happy and feeds me and makes sure I get up on time and it doesn't even bother her and I love her lots and I like my kitty and my parents house and my mommy for constantly asking me if my belly is full and my girlfriend cuz we love each other a lot and make one another very happy and my penis, because it functions fine! oh and the apposable thumbs because it would suck if I was a horny cat and couldnt masterbate
Yeah thats about it, sorry for the distrubing notions
"Never in history has the Navy landed an army at the planned time and place. But if you land us anywhere within 50 miles of Fedela and within 1 week of D-Day... I'll go ahead and win." Major General George Patton
Not having to go to school because I used a shooting threat joke that some retard put on the bathroom wall in my school as an excuse not to go to school as about 90% of the other kids in the school did.