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How You Know You've Been Playing CS To much?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:53 pm
by Murkrow
Old? Who cares :-D


1. You look at the sun and wonder what resolution its playing on.

2. When the teacher catches you red handed sleeping in class,
you despreately scream "Admin... Wallhack!"

3. You look around for a camping sniper the first time ever you
go to the store.
(To buy more coke)

4. When the police pulls you over you ask him/her what their
score is.

5. You give your Steam-ID instead of your phone number to that
girl you like.

6. Your first words as a baby was "Go go go!".

7. You've tried to explain how to write 1337.

8. You keep hearing voices shouting "Fire in the hole"
and "Affirmative"

9. You command your dog with "Hold this position" instead
of "Sit" and "foot" etc. etc.

10. You shout "TEAMS!" when someone can't keep up in the
obstacle course in gym class.

11. You're hooked on coke.

12. You start lagging when you se more than 15 people.

13. Youre convinced that the "Rambo" movies where played
against n00bs.

14. You sprint through the store to shop because you've only got
15 seconds "buy time".

15. You start calling your friends n00b and haxor <font color=orange>a lot</font>.

16. You see a movie with snipers and aggressivly scream
"AWP WHORE!".

17. There is no other food than pizza and coke.

18. When the teacher enters the classroom you whisper to the
person next to you, "Enemy spotted!".

19. You switch to your knife in gym class to run faster.

20. You think Steve is a Terrorist.

21. You give the clerk at the bank your IP-adress.

22. When your mom comes in a sunny morning pulling up the
curtains you shout,
"Oh my GOD!, stop team flashing you fu*king n00b".

23. You try to defuse your friends backpack.

24. You steal tools from woodshop to defuse it.

25. You bring a camera to school to record possible cheaters and
Blacklist them.

26. You bunny jump to the fridge in an attempt to make less noise.

27. If its a boring day at school you just type "disconnect" in your console.

28. Everyones names pop up in mid air displayed in red or blue.

29. You check your map to see where your friends are.

30. A picture says more than a thousand words http://www.csnation.net/content/potd.php?id=13192

PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:05 pm
by Cr4ig
de_dust :D - nice pic. There is an addication test somewhere, which is where im guessing u got most of those.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:24 pm
by Serever
heh. that guy musta been pretty bored.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:36 pm
by slayera
too funny, ILMAO.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:04 pm
by AcX
I cracked up at No 19 the first time I heard it. That picture owns too :)

PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:42 pm
by Murkrow
these roxors the big oneoneone

22. When your mom comes in a sunny morning pulling up the
curtains you shout,
"Oh my GOD!, stop team flashing you fu*king n00b".

23. You try to defuse your friends backpack.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:52 pm
by Cyberblast
haha quite funny, most of 'm are new to me cause I only know the dutch ones :D

PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:04 pm
by seppe
this is really funny especially nr.22 :-D

PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:16 pm
by snufflez
you missed "when you say 'Lol' or 'Rofl' instead of actually laughing"...one of the kids on my school does this...its fuckin annoying

PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:18 pm
by Cyberblast
snufflez wrote:you missed "when you say 'Lol' or 'Rofl' instead of actually laughing"...one of the kids on my school does this...its fuckin annoying


heh than you think my SCHOOL is annoying

everyone does it, ppl look strange when you actually laugh really, they think you're drunk. It's a school for ICT lol

rofl

that's quite funny actually I nearly laughed

PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:19 pm
by snufflez
:roll: yes well i know how to make a program that can find both the surface area and volume of a box

PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:21 pm
by Cyberblast
snufflez wrote::roll: yes well i know how to make a program that can find both the surface area and volume of a box


Your point is..?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:22 pm
by snufflez
im computer literate too!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:24 pm
by Cyberblast
snufflez wrote:im computer literate too!


We can make much mooooore like keyloggers to put in the digital stuff we give to the teachers :P :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:27 pm
by snufflez
well...i can make a calculator that can do complex math problems! bWARRR!! after a week and 1 day of computer programming class.