Motto's and philosophies of life

[Serever]

i dont really have mottos, jus guidelines.
1) dont be reiligious. its no fun.
2) do what you want to do (i dont mean this in a "be a stubborn prick" way, i mean get a job you actually like)
3) immaturity jus means you can find a wider range of things funny.
4) if it moves, eat it. if it doesnt move, eat it.
5) dont be fat. you cant crawl through vents if youre fat

thatll do

[dudetor]

Don't do anything you don't want to.

That does not mean 'don't clean your hourse' etc.

[Caste]

1) dont be reiligious. its no fun.

that's a kind of generalization

[compy905]

Mine are all pretty simple:
You only have one life to live, live it to the fullest.
Treat others, how you would want to be treated.
Learn from your mistakes.

[KILLA-COW]

A few less serious one's.

What you don't eat, you drink, what you don't drink you fuck, what you don't fuck isn't worth thinking about.

Mass murder isn't a crime, it's a form of social cleansing.

Hitler was not all bad, in the same way AIDs isn't all bad. But given the chance you'd happily kick the living shit outta either of them.

STI's are a big worry in peoples sex lives, fat people and women with moustaches should be a bigger worry.

Chav's are not the lowest social denominators, rat's just beat us 2 it.

If you kill somebody, don't think about your escape you'll be shot dead, just fucking run.

Living in America is in a way similar to living in a dustbin, no wait dustbins aren't full of fat obnoxious people (ouch so sterotypical and harsh)

Lol just made them up as you can tell.

Couple more serious 1's:

Don't bog yourself down worrying about death, you can't avoid it so just cram as much in as possible before it takes you.

Never punch someone more hench than you.

[tr0mb0ne]

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat today.

Teach a man to dish, and he'll eat forever.

^^ My personal favourite.

[Serever]

if in doubt, punch someone in the throat. thatll sort their shit out.

[YokaI]

Dont be so cliche, live life the way you want to and dont mimick those you idolise or you lose your talent.

[Jman]

Corner Gas is the worst show ever created.

[JakeParlay]

wait wait I got one,

don't use the Serious Discussion forum as the setting for whatever lame redemption you envision for yourself within this community

change takes time little man, it takes time

[Hyp-R]

I hope to leave this world, A little bit better than I found it.

[AcX]

I've always lived my life not worrying about things that aren't worth worrying about. Taking everything in my stride, and avoiding conflict that's gonna bring me or other people down. I'm just able to do it. It's not a motto, or a big philosophical train of thought, just how I live.

[zombie@computer]

everyday more than 275,000 die. So i dont really care when a few thousand extra die (december flood, wtc attack, etc). Therefore, the most useless thing for me in life, is remembering when 1000 people die at once, but dont care about the other 200,000+ people who die anyways. Hypocritical suns of bitches.

(this is my motto since these disasters we were forced to stand still for it (trains stopped for five minutes to remember the dead, in school we had to be quiet for 5 minutes for the wtc shit, etc. Look, ill tell you once and for all, I dont know these people any more than i know the other thousands that die, so why should i give a flying fuck? In the same 5 minutes we stopped living to remember the dead in asia after the tsunami we could have earned millions to give to the victims. bunch of asshats who organise national moarning moments.

I hope this is still a motto

if not, ill shorten it to: He who remember 1000 people dieing in one occasion, and doesnt rememer 200,000 people who die on a lot of occasions, is a hypocritical asshat

next mottos:

its better to believe in afterlife, than to not believe in it; you will never get disappointed if you do

people who have a religion are just closing the blinds so they dont have to look in the emptyness of life

(are these even mottos?)

and the ole: life is a drive that you take alone, might as wel enjoy the ride: take the long way home

[RaccoonKing]

One more:

Don't flame in Serious Discussion.

[Blink]

everyday more than 275,000 die. So i dont really care when a few thousand extra die (december flood, wtc attack, etc). Therefore, the most useless thing for me in life, is remembering when 1000 people die at once, but dont care about the other 200,000+ people who die anyways. Hypocritical suns of bitches.

(this is my motto since these disasters we were forced to stand still for it (trains stopped for five minutes to remember the dead, in school we had to be quiet for 5 minutes for the wtc shit, etc. Look, ill tell you once and for all, I dont know these people any more than i know the other thousands that die, so why should i give a flying fuck? In the same 5 minutes we stopped living to remember the dead in asia after the tsunami we could have earned millions to give to the victims. bunch of asshats who organise national moarning moments.

I think you are close to the motto:

One death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic.

But, you miss the point of mourning those deaths. The WTC and London attacks (to name just two) were terrorist attacks and a violation of the countries involved. Don't forget at least half of the deaths everyday are natural causes.

They were only mourned because of mass death in an unnatural and spiteful way.