by zombie@computer on Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:48 am
Haha, i died. These films are soo very crappy. We must escape in a car, wooho, lets try to do 100mph on dimmed lights... Waah, theres a zombie on the windshield, lets drive faster, thatll help!
Then again, it seems that anyone with more brains than balls would search for the biggest car (eg landrover, hummer, anything with a bullbar, or even a truck (ditch the trailer first dumbass)) in the area (since zombie outbreaks always occour in the USA, this would be very easy), preferably on on a driveway, then break into the house, get the carkeys (you dont want to break into the car, the broken window would be an excellent entry for zombies) and drive off, in a calm speed of roughly 50-75mph, hard enough for zombies to looze you, but not too fast so you can still react to whatevers around ya.
The only flaw would be finding the carkeys in the house...
alternatively, get yourself a boat. I've never seen a zombie swim.
PS; if you have/want company, get yourself a few people with the wits above that of an eight year old. This seems to be the major flaw of people dieing in zombie films.
When you are up to your neck in shit, keep your head up high