Favorite Movie Quotes!

[Raymo]

I'd have to say my favorite quip from a movie comes from (nerd alert) Empire Strikes Back:

"You're taun taun will freeze before you reach the first marker!" - Random Guy

"Then I'll see you in hell! Hyah!" - Han Solo

also from Cool Hand Luke:

"Sometimes nothing can give you a real cool hand." - Luke

[ziplock]

SAHARA the movie

"These walls here are 2" thick double iron-plated over a core of steel. There's no way he can get us from in here."

-Ship is then riddled in bullet holes-

"SHIT!"

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DOGMA

"Bob and I here are totally hetero life partners."

"If you're from heaven, tell me something no one else knows."
"You masterbate more than any dude on the planet."
"No shit! Tell me something NO ONE else knows!"
"When you do it, you're thinking about guys."

[ghost12332]

"Flip a coin, heads you live, tails you die. Thats life." - Domino Harvey, in Domino

[Gucio]

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
From The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

[904]

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

Sergeant Hartmann - Full metal jacket

[Jangalomph]

From joe dirt!

Trailer Trash - Wig Wearin' - Acid Wash - Jean Lovin' - Rock Concert - T-Shirt Sportin' - Hero

and by far!

Joe Dirt: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.

[Jangalomph]

And i cant forget this! the video of it!

[stoopdapoop]

"they're making uber soldiers in here"


"don't go daddy....."

[Sorrow]

Even before I read the OP

"Apology accepted, captain Needa..."

[MasterDonut]

"I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you're fuckin' with the best!"

[Crenfear]

I can't remember what it's from but...

"Eh em... (There's a Slap here, and not actually part of this sentence... just to make sense of the rest) Ah... Bitch..."

[MELVIn]

"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class... especially since I rule. - Randall Graves, Clerks

[unclep4ul]

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the f*#king customers." - Randall Graves, Clerks

[ad_hominem]

I can't remember what it's from but...

"Eh em... (There's a Slap here, and not actually part of this sentence... just to make sense of the rest) Ah... Bitch..."

South Park?

[MayheM]

Ok this will need a setup since I am pretty sure most of you have never seen this...

When I was a kid I was a huge fan of the old Adam West and Burt Ward Batman Series. I had a video with the two of them as hosts it showed all the old incarnations of batman and so on. Ok so the tow of them run into the commissioners office (as batman and robin) and no one is in the room. Robin turns to batman and say "there is nobody here" Adam West had the all time funniest responce EVER... and I qoute

"Yes I noticed the the moment I saw the room was empty!"

Classic...