greetings, dear nerds.

[bigsoftworks]

this is mom checking around to see what my boy has REALLY been up to the past two years! boy, he's into some wierd shit- i gotta learn some more, i think, to be more supportive of his dreams. looks like i might need to take up half-life, as well... oh, dear!

lizzy-loo who

[joe_rogers_11155]

OUCH. Busted, Blink

ps, i think a post titled, "greetings dear nerds" is just so immature

[vcool]

Hey mom.

[MNM]

Sup?

[YokaI]

If you really want to know what your kid is up to and have him respect you, Don't snoop around into his web-browsing history. This is coming from a son who had to deal with this for 18 years of my life.

Not that I take this completely seriously. Welcome!

[Surfa]

My good man,
have a care,
your misuse of apostrophes is, preposterous to me,
it offends my very soul.

From my brogues to my bowler,
it's a whole other guff
and it makes me want to take you roughly by the lapels of your blazer and haze you.

You're a rudesby,
it eludes me how you can be so unruly.

[RawMeat3000]

Hi mom.

[Major Banter]

Hey mum.

[peegee]

Hi mom,

don't worry, sit back, have coffee and cake (the one in Portal)
and enjoy interlopers world of mods and crazyness.

[Spike]

hi milf

[mat_de_b]

First impressions are important

[MELVIn]

so what are you wearing, love?

[stoopdapoop]

I can't help but think this is some super sophisticated bot

Later today she's going to post in the random thread about the homemade teeth whitening remedy she discovered.

Calling it.


also dicks.

[Turd Ferguson]

lol stoop my money's on that too.

[joe_rogers_11155]

with a name like bigsoftworks, i am willing to side with stoop here