How You Know You've Been Playing CS To much?

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Old? Who cares :-D


1. You look at the sun and wonder what resolution its playing on.

2. When the teacher catches you red handed sleeping in class,
you despreately scream "Admin... Wallhack!"

3. You look around for a camping sniper the first time ever you
go to the store.
(To buy more coke)

4. When the police pulls you over you ask him/her what their
score is.

5. You give your Steam-ID instead of your phone number to that
girl you like.

6. Your first words as a baby was "Go go go!".

7. You've tried to explain how to write 1337.

8. You keep hearing voices shouting "Fire in the hole"
and "Affirmative"

9. You command your dog with "Hold this position" instead
of "Sit" and "foot" etc. etc.

10. You shout "TEAMS!" when someone can't keep up in the
obstacle course in gym class.

11. You're hooked on coke.

12. You start lagging when you se more than 15 people.

13. Youre convinced that the "Rambo" movies where played
against n00bs.

14. You sprint through the store to shop because you've only got
15 seconds "buy time".

15. You start calling your friends n00b and haxor <font color=orange>a lot</font>.

16. You see a movie with snipers and aggressivly scream
"AWP WHORE!".

17. There is no other food than pizza and coke.

18. When the teacher enters the classroom you whisper to the
person next to you, "Enemy spotted!".

19. You switch to your knife in gym class to run faster.

20. You think Steve is a Terrorist.

21. You give the clerk at the bank your IP-adress.

22. When your mom comes in a sunny morning pulling up the
curtains you shout,
"Oh my GOD!, stop team flashing you fu*king n00b".

23. You try to defuse your friends backpack.

24. You steal tools from woodshop to defuse it.

25. You bring a camera to school to record possible cheaters and
Blacklist them.

26. You bunny jump to the fridge in an attempt to make less noise.

27. If its a boring day at school you just type "disconnect" in your console.

28. Everyones names pop up in mid air displayed in red or blue.

29. You check your map to see where your friends are.

30. A picture says more than a thousand words http://www.csnation.net/content/potd.php?id=13192
Jest@ wrote:Sure, not everything looks like it was built by God, optimised by Jesus and playtested by the holy spirit, ...

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these roxors the big oneoneone

22. When your mom comes in a sunny morning pulling up the
curtains you shout,
"Oh my GOD!, stop team flashing you fu*king n00b".

23. You try to defuse your friends backpack.
Jest@ wrote:Sure, not everything looks like it was built by God, optimised by Jesus and playtested by the holy spirit, ...

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snufflez wrote:you missed "when you say 'Lol' or 'Rofl' instead of actually laughing"...one of the kids on my school does this...its fuckin annoying


heh than you think my SCHOOL is annoying

everyone does it, ppl look strange when you actually laugh really, they think you're drunk. It's a school for ICT lol

rofl

that's quite funny actually I nearly laughed