Episode 3: The first 5 minutes. Your guess?

[Dr. Delta]

Alyx being raped by Gman. Orally.

You're thinking of Garry's Mod, the first 5 minutes of joining a public server.

[Wildcat]

Uhh.. with my computer.. I'd assume the first 5 minutes.. and the next 25 after that, I would be seeing a black screen, with a loading bar across the middle, waiting, counting down the minutes as the little gray blocks show up. Then I'll get excited when the last one shows up, only to find out that the graphics of the year 3103 are to intense for my computer.
And I die.

If you didn't catch the joke with the year of 3103.. I was basically saying Valve is gonna take their sweet time on making it.. like they did for the Half-Life games...

[TheNumberYellow]

Alyx will still be crying, but then Kleiner will come over to Eli and revive him with CPR.
That's right, Valve made us all sad for three years for nothing.

[nub]

You don't give CPR for a bullet wound in the head (or in Eli's case, a tentacle entrance wound).

[stoopdapoop]

You don't give CPR for a bullet wound in the head (or in Eli's case, a tentacle entrance wound).

you're right, you use a defibrillator.

[Plague]

*Looks at comment*

you're right, you use a defibrillator.

*Looks at L4D2*
http://www.zombicidal.com/img/pre-l4d2/ ... r_held.jpg
*Learns what Defibs are really like*

[Plague]

Thought i would drop this is.
Timed at almost exactly 5mins....
(From clicking the first chapter of the game)
http://vimeo.com/14140031

[Noodles]

Thought i would drop this is.
Timed at almost exactly 5mins....
(From clicking the first chapter of the game)
http://vimeo.com/14140031

Why'd you even bother? Wtf is this shit anyway, someones taken an EP2 montage and then made some stupid Ep3 lookalike stuff for the menu. You can see how fake it is at the start from the Ep3 icon. Valve logo was quite funny, and paid attention to detail with registered 2010.

Don't watch, only the french could come up with something that stupid

[Plague]

Thought i would drop this is.
Timed at almost exactly 5mins....
(From clicking the first chapter of the game)
http://vimeo.com/14140031

Why'd you even bother? Wtf is this shit anyway, someones taken an EP2 montage and then made some stupid Ep3 lookalike stuff for the menu. You can see how fake it is at the start from the Ep3 icon. Valve logo was quite funny, and paid attention to detail with registered 2010.

Don't watch, only the french could come up with something that stupid

Congratulations.... You get the joke.....

Also it is at least a custom video recap of ep2.

[Noodles]

Congratulations.... You get the joke.....

Also it is at least a custom video recap of ep2.

But it isn't, in any way, funny.

[Plague]

Yes, Yes it is...
Because someone wasted their time to make a pretty good knock off of ep3.
Then showed the irony that I saw fit to show here....

The first 5 mins wont even be of EP3.

Thats all, Thats the Point...

[jgoodroad]

that was one long opener...

...even thought it is fake...
...that's bloody long.

[aaagreen]

The first 5 minutes of ep3 will consist of a small grey box saying something along the lines of "Validating Steam Files - 2%"

[Ottawagunner]

Find out it was all a dream and Gordon is actually on a plane with Leonardo DiCaprio... Cut to black.

[Mr. Happy]

Gordon well use the toilet, and possibly eat.